Harry Potter: Bother

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Title: Bother
Author: liz038
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: In simple English - the original characters belong to J.K. Rowling, and no money is being made from this.
Summary: Snape gets bothered.
Warnings: None.
Notes: A short drabble written in Math class, using a pairing suggested by shanghai_rose. Meant to be humourous.


"Sev?"

Severus Snape didn’t bother turning away from his beloved potion. The liquid sizzled quietly.

"Sevvie, darling? How does my hair look?"

He grunted without turning around. "Fine. And don't call me Sevvie."

"I have a meeting today with the Prophet for an interview from the first person who’s won the Witch Weekly's Most Charming-Smile Award for five consecutive times, and oh, Sevvie, are you sure I look okay? I don't want to disappoint the ladies chasing after me - but you don’t have to worry, dearie, I'm all your's..."

It was another day in the life of Severus Snape.


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Comments

LMAO

[miss-foxie.livejournal.com]

HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAH.....HAHAHAHAHAHAH.


Sevvie.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Re: LMAO

[papered.livejournal.com]

XD I'm glad it was that funny.

Sevvie. *laughter*

And OMG! YOU COMMENTED!!! =O

[shanghai-rose.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Sorry it'd taken me so long to come here - I just noticed the link :) Anyways, it's perfectly fabulous and you managed to capture their characters in such a short space so wonderfully. It's funny, yet poignant, and very smart and I like it very much. I'm so glad you decided to take up my suggestion xD

[papered.livejournal.com]

=D I'm glad you enjoyed it. I thought it might have been too brief to develop things, but apparently not. ♥

[airuhkuh3.livejournal.com]

I didn't see the pairing before I started reading, so after I finished I pretty much died laughing. Poor, poor Sevvie...

[papered.livejournal.com]

It's a pleasant surprise to see a comment on this old fic. :) I'm glad you liked it!

[c0nfluence.livejournal.com]

*roars with laughter*
I've NEVER seen this pairing before. Hysterical.
ppffffft... Sevvie.... *dies*
i<3u.

[papered.livejournal.com]

I had a lot of fun playing with this pairing and having Lockhart annoy Severus. :) Thanks for reading!