Title: Our Kind Of Fairytale
Author: [livejournal.com profile] papered
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: PG
Word Count: 460
Summary: Sometimes, Draco wonders if Potter and the Weasleys really think he and Hermione are both that deaf. Because only a deaf man would be able to not hear them over the racket they're making outside the door.
Notes: Written for the St. Valentine's Day 7 Kisses Challenge; day 7: romantic kiss. ETA: Winner for Sweetest Kiss and runner-up for Funniest Kiss at [livejournal.com profile] dramionedrabble.


"Can you hear them? What are they doing?"

"Ow, George, get off me. Your elbow's in my stomach."

"Shh, be quiet! They'll hear us if we get any louder."

Harry couldn't suppress a grin at the racket they were making as everyone tried to argue and keep quiet at the same time. Currently, Ron, Ginny, the twins, and himself were pressed against the wall, peering into the keyhole of the room Draco and Hermione had locked themselves into. Even with the twin's newly created Keyhole Expansion Balloon, it was still rather difficult for all of them to have a good view.

Beside him, Ron whimpered. "I can't believe we're waiting for Draco Malfoy of all people to propose to Hermione. Shouldn't we be trying to stop them?"

Before Harry could say a word in response, Ginny viciously stomped on her brother's toes, making Ron give a strangled yelp. "Oh, for Merlin's sake, grow up, Ron! He loves her and she loves him - they're perfect for each other!"

"I think he's telling her now!"

There was some shuffling, and Ginny's grip was cutting off his blood flow, but Harry barely noticed. Inside the room, Draco had just dropped to one knee, a bouquet of roses in one hand and a navy box held in the other.

Hermione's hand flew to her heart - Harry's to Ginny's mouth to prevent her squeal from emerging.

"Aww, ickle Draco's all grown up. And our Hermione too." Fred sniffed dramatically, and George joined in.

Ginny promptly whacked them both on the head.

"She accepted!" came Ron's muffled cry, and they all immediately fell silent.

And so Hermione had - Draco was placing the engagement ring on her fourth finger, an uncharacteristic smile on his face. The sapphire ring shone brightly in the firelight, and although they were standing too far away to see clearly, Harry knew that the central jewel was surrounded by two dozen tiny diamonds - one for every month the two of them had been together.

And then, as they watched, the blond leaned over and pulled Hermione into a kiss. With tongue and all.

The twins 'awww'ed in unison. Ginny was mumbling something about "cute" and "completely sweet" and "utterly romantic".

Without hesitation, Hermione pulled Draco even closer, wrapping her arms around the blond's neck, and Harry winced. As happy as he was that things had gone well, there were some details he'd rather not know about.

Beside him, Ron groaned. His face looked distinctly green. "Urg, someone get me a fork so I can stab my eyes out. And a bucket. I think I'm going to puke."

A pause.

"OW, GINNY. BLOODY HELL, STOP HITTING ME, IT HURTS."

There was a sudden silence from within the room.


Two seconds later, when one Draco Malfoy pulled open the door, he was greeted with the sight of five sheepish grins.


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From: [identity profile] spadul.livejournal.com


OMG LIZ. I AM FLAIL. ALL OVER THE PLACE.

THIS IS FANTASTIC. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. OMG. OMG. OMFGKJFDKGJ .OMG LIZ! LMFAO. I LOVE HOW THEY'RE ALL HIDING OUT. I LOVE HOW IT'S TOLD FROM EVERYONE ELSE'S PERSPECTIVE BUT DRACO OR HERMIONE'S. OMG I LOVE IT.

FRIGGEN RON <3

From: [identity profile] waveless.livejournal.com


LMFAOOOOOO AT THIS FIC.

Loved the summary! LOL

THE ONE DIAMOND FOR EVERY MONTH THING WAS CUTE!

LOL RON <3

From: [identity profile] artsy-aura.livejournal.com


Subtlety is an art form, and it has all but skipped the Gryffindor House...or at least any one that a Weasley resides in! ^_~
Very nice.
I liked the imagery of the ring, and the fact that Draco went through with the proposal even with the out side commentary. ^_^

From: [identity profile] floorcoaster.livejournal.com


AWESOME! Brilliant drabble. Loved how they're all watching. Totally reminded me of Pride and Prejudice. :D

From: [identity profile] easy-peasy-24.livejournal.com


Ah, ah, gods, I love this! This is totally amazing. And I like [livejournal.com profile] floorcoaster's comment about this reminding one of Pride and Prejudice because it totally does.

From: [identity profile] easy-peasy-24.livejournal.com


It's just the manner in which, when a proposal seems imminent, the entire frickin' huge-ass family clusters around the keyhole and twitters on about the action as it's unfolding.

And I forgot to mention this:
OMGRONILU♥

From: [identity profile] zinne80.livejournal.com


Great fic. I fell almost of my chair laughing with Ron and Ginny, I saw it cartoon style happening before my eyes.

And it made me think about Friends, but I didn't red Pride and Prejudice ever.

From: [identity profile] drcjsnider.livejournal.com


So funny... you did a wonderful job with this... i especially loved Ron's reaction

From: [identity profile] ethanhaas.livejournal.com


this was ten kinds of cute. i kind of liked that draco had sort of a standard proposal, too - the lavish, extravagant things he has a habit of doing in fanfics get old after a while, you know? and the howl icon - fabulous.

From: [identity profile] c0nfluence.livejournal.com


Hehe, that was really sweet. Ron's a hoot! I'm amazed he took it so well. He's such a git ;)
Really cute little ficlet! <3
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