Title: Five Reasons Why Dean Winchester Thinks His Brother Is A Girl
Author: [livejournal.com profile] papered
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairing: Sam, Dean, no pairing
Rating: PG
Word Count: 313
Summary: "Dude. You're such a girl." - Dean Winchester
Notes: I suppose this would go into the pre-pilot, wee!Chesters category, since a lot of the points talk about childhood moments. :) Written for [livejournal.com profile] potthead for Christmas 2007. ♥ And a pimp to her site Joya-Designs.


1.
Everyone knows that only girls care about keeping their math homework pages so organized and wrinkle-free, they look like they’d been ironed. And maybe Sam isn’t quite that OCD about it, Dean would grudgingly admit, but it’s close enough.

2.
His sensitivity. Dean gets half of his entertainment out of teasing Sam about it, but sometimes it’s annoying as hell. Especially when it involves hugging. And tears.

3.
What self-respecting male leaves their hair as ridiculously long and floppy as Sam does? The old ladies love it, and clearly, that’s only more proof that Dean is the manly one of the two.

4.
Dean has no clue where Sam learned those table-manners, but he certainly never taught his brother that. The kid is so goddamn dainty with his eating. Dean always just shovels the food down without a second thought. Who knows when you’ll get a chance to grab a bite next when you’re on a hunt?

5.
Sam loves to socialize. Dean can too, if the situation calls for it, but Sam can do it with strangers whom they have no need to talk to. It drives their father nuts when they go to pick up food at the supermarket, and Sam just starts chatting with the pregnant woman in line in front of them. It’s kind of ridiculously, really. Dean has no clue how his brother manages to find so much to say. But then again, Sam always did have a large head. He probably has enough sentences floating around there to talk about anything.


Sometimes, Sam drives Dean insane with his quirky habits and mannerisms. And it’s goddamn embarrassing to have a brother who tells girls about how you always leave your dirty socks on the side of the sink.

But he supposes there are worst things than having a geeky brother who’s clearly meant to be a girl.


written Dec 22, 2007

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From: [identity profile] affinity8.livejournal.com


Cute! I really like the part with Sam's big head and the sentences floating around in it :-)

From: [identity profile] batgurl10.livejournal.com


Very very cool! I really enjoyed reading your story--thanks for sharing :-)

totally spot on, sammy is so OCD ..LOL.

From: [identity profile] potthead.livejournal.com


*giggles* Lizard, that is so cuuute! XD I love Dean teasing his little brother, so this was definitely the most awesome fic ever! Thank you for writing it!! ♥

Annnd thank you for the j-dNET pimp! Much appreciated!

From: [identity profile] kilynn16.livejournal.com


So cute! Sammy's floppy hair and dainty table manners. :D

This put a huge grin on my face. Thank you!
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